Beware Jews Packing Lasers

Statistically speaking, if you pose a sufficient number of conspiracy theories, no matter how outlandish, no matter how spurious, no matter how audacious, by chance, eventually, through no fault of your own, you may land on one that is true. Such is the nature of probability. Remember, even the Chicago Cubs won a World Series.

Such was the case last week when in the midst of an ever-expanding laundry list of…